Saturday Night Electric Fever.

Shock to the heart, and you're to blame.
Lightnin' you make life a real pain.

I still get wet
running in the rain

You make life a real pain.

A good night out is what you sell,
Then suddenly heaven lit up for a spell.

We ran for cover under a tree,
But that is the last place that you're s'posed to be!

WOAHHHHHH, thunder like a gun
WOAHHHHHH, there's no where to run. The sky is lit up like the light from the sun.

Shock the heart, and you're to blame,
You make life a real pain!

I still get wet
running in the rain

You make life a real pain.

Doppler Radar Report. 4/9/08

Doppler Radar Report- 4/4/08

(please excuse the saloon- I started drawing it and then I forgot what a saloon actually looked like besides the short swinging doors. and, i'm not at a saloon, and i probably wont go to one ever unfortunately. i'm not drinking a glass of red wine either, i'm just projecting.)

And I feel like there's a black labrador in the picture somewhere

It's not even raining right now. It's sort of like a heavy mist. Like if you were to live in Maine or something, right on the ocean, and you'd talk like a salty sea dog all the time and eat saltwater taffy and lobstah and clam chowdah.

And then the wind would blow and the mist would float sideways, making your umbrella totally useless, so instead you have to wear one of those giant, yellow rain suits that have the pants underneath with suspenders. And under your raincoat you'd have to wear a cable nit wool sweater because it's a bit nippy out, yah?

And Martha would call you when the chowda was hot enough, and you'd place the lobstah trap on the rocky coastline and trek into the sea house with a mansard roof but stop just short once you got through the door to take off your galoshes because you didn't want Martha to yell at you for tracking that salty sea mist into the house like you always do. You've got a piece of seaweed stuck to your boot.

If it were shitty out, you might actually be jealous.

Just an FYI:

This is what the weather in Vancouver is like ALL YEAR LONG.

60ish. On the humid side. Temperate breezes. Overcast. Occasionally rain.

When my brother was living there, he said it once rained for the entire month of January. Solid. At first I didn't believe him, but other people from Vancouver I've talked to says it happens a lot.

I'm glad tomorrow is going to be sunny. It's not raining right now, but it feels like it could at any minute.

I still need a jacket.

News From Montreal

I have a friend who just got back from a weekend in Montreal and brings with him a weather report from the great white north. Get psyched!

SNOW SNOW SNOW! That's right. The great Canadian city of Montreal is under at least 6 feet of snow right now! (~2M for you Canuckfags) And it's cold. Like, windchill frostbite cold.

Meanwile in New York, we bitch because our low temperature for the entire week is 32 degrees. Yes. I know that's cold by our standards, but let's try to keep it in perspective here.